I feel like such an ass.

Robert - "yeahh, he said he was having sex, thats why he didn't call for four days."

Me - "woooooow. I'm surprised he doesn't have aids by now."

Robert - "he does have aids. Didn't you know?"

Me-"You're lying."

Robert - "I swear. I thought you knew."

Me - "No. I just knew that he was battling cancer"

Robert - "No. He has aids too. For the past four years now."

Me- "Wow. I feel horrible now."

Wow. Could i be any more of a douche? Sometimes my jokes go to far, and this time my sarcastic attitude made it worse. I feel so bad.